nickel-nickel-nine:

"talk dirty to me"

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keithlapinig:

If Disney Store doesn’t use "Hoohoo, Big Summer Blowout" once this Summer in one of their sale campaigns, they’re doing it wrong.

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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skydying:

exhibit A.

morgrana:

dead-pendragon:

hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO

you forget to cherish it

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shotacatboys:

why must i live in such a cruel and unreliable world

prettyoutcast:

Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the hecks going on

human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

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nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog